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During brownout
DLSU : F*ck Meralco
Ateneo : Geeze, it's dark
UP : Hindi ako makakopya sa katabi ko
UST : Takot ako sa dilim
AMA : Jolina? Ikaw ba yan?

While watching girlie shows
Ateneo : I like that girl
DLSU : sexy!!!
UP : galing sumayaw
UST : makalaglag brief
AMA 1 : Uy si classmate!
AMA 2 : Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko
AMA 3 : Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko

School Varsity Team
Ateneo : Blue Eagles
DLSU : Green Archers
UP : Maroons
UST : Tigers
AMA : Centers (formerly AMA Jolinians)

Favorite Expressions
Ateneo : Oh my gosh!
DLSU : What the hell....
UST : Yucky!
AMA : Walang Tulugan ! (formerly Chuvachuchu)

Pag nahuli ng pulis while driving
Ateneo : Sorry sir, here's 500 pesos for the boys
DLSU : Pasensya na sir, here's 200 pesos
UST : Bossing, pag-usapan na lang natin sa 100
UP : 50 pesos lang dala ko eh! Pwede na to!
AMA : Ano gusto nyo? Stork o Maxx?
Favorite Everyday Shampoo
Ateneo : Finesse
DLSU : St. Ives
UP : Shellgard
UST : Revlon
AMA : Toilet Duck

Favorite Electronic Appliance
Ateneo : Home theatre DVD
DLSU : VCD portable player
UST : computer laptop
UP : tamiya orig
AMA : tamiya fake

When cell connection is cut off
DLSU : Hello? hello? F*ck Globe!
Ateneo : Hello? Shit!
UST : Hello? hello? putol na naman
UP : Hello? hello? putris na cell 'to
AMA : Hello? hello?.....Jolina?

Favorite moviehouse
Ateneo : Louie's
DLSU : Glorietta
UST : Megamall
UP : New Love
FEU : Recto
AMA : Abenson (sa labas ng TV display, libre nood ng VCD)

Mas gustong pinaguusapan
Ateneo : books
DLSU : showbiz
St. Scho : boys
San Beda : girls
AMA : kami na naman? STI naman.