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Miss Universe Pageant finals night. Anim na finalists ang nakaabot sa Q & A portion (Ms. USA, Ms. Spain, Ms. Britain, Ms.Iran, Ms. India and Ms.Philippines
Host : here's the question, how would you describe a male organ in your country
Ms. USA : male organs in our country are like gentlemen because it stands everytime it sees a woman
(Applause...applause)
Ms. Spain : male organs in Spain are like like toros because it
charges evrytime it sees an opening
(Applause...applause)
Ms. Britain : male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors because it cries after every performance
(Applause...applause)
Ms. Iran : male organs in Iran are like thieves because they always enter through the back door
(Applause...applause)
Ms. India : i can say that male organs in India are like labourers because it works day and night
(Applause...applause)
Ms. Philippines : Ahh...well, op cors...i can sey dat male organs in our country are like chismis....i mean rumors because it passes from mouth to mouth
(Standing Ovation)

Hooker : Hi there! wanna have some fun?
Man : Ok! only if you do it like my wife does it
Hooker : I can do it! how does she do it?
Man : she does it for free!!

Gaano kadalas ang sex ?
16 to 26 : tri-weekly
27 to 46 : try weekly
over 47 : try weakly

Nahuli ng anak ang kanyang parents...
Boy : ano gawa mo mommy
Mom : kain lang mommy ng bola bola
Boy : takaw naman mommy, may bola bola na, me lumpia pa


Oh, Jay huwag tayong mag-park dito.
Oh, Jay huwag tayong mag-park...
Oh, Jay huwag tayong...
Oh, Jay huwag...
Oh, Jay...
Oh...

Boy : laro tayo
Girl : o sige anong laro ang gusto mo?
Boy : Gara-garahehan. ikaw ang garahe, ako ang kotse. ipapasok ko na ang kotse ko sa garahe mo
Girl : Titikitan kita!
Boy : bakit?
Girl : eh hindi ka naman marunong mag-park. iyong dalawang gulong mo sa likuran nakalabas pa

Isang bus ang nakorner ng mga holdaper.
"Baba lahat" sabi ng leader. Lahat bumaba.
"Lahat ng mga babae sa kanan"
"Lahat ng mga lalake sa kaliwa" sumunod ang lahat
"Lahat ng mga lalake patayin"
"Lahat ng mga babae rapen"
Lumapit ang isang bata sa holdaper, "maawa na po kayo sa lola ko...matanda na po siya, wag nyo na po syang idamay"
sabi ng lola, "He, pesteng bata to...sabing lahat di lahat"

Girl : Aray! slowly naman oh!
Boy : slowly naman eh
Girl : Aray! Alisin mo nga yang singsing mo
Boy : Tange! Relos ko yan

Boy : Ma'am nagpapanty po ba ang maga madre?
Teacher : Iginagalang ang mga madre! Hindi mo sila dapat pinag-iisipan ng ganyan!
Boy : eh Ma'am bakit po me balakubak ang itim na sapatos ni Sister?