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Q : what is it that you cannot see but it is always before you ?
A : the future

Q : what sort of nudity in the theatre bothers a film producer most ?
A : bare seats

Q : what's the difference between a man's capacity for justice and a man's inclination to injustice ?
A : man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary

Q : why is a railroad engine like the family wash ?
A : because both of them go on line

Q : what age is important to an automobile ?
A : mileage

Q : what shoemaker makes shoes without using any leather ?
A : a blacksmith who makes horseshoes

Q : pick out the one word which does not belong in the group : men, women, rug, sex, egg.
A : it's sex, because you can beat a man, a woman, a rug and an egg; but you can't beat sex

Q : why is old age like everything else ?
A : because to make a success of it you've got to start young

Q : why is Coke like the moon ?
A : because when it does not increase, it decreases

Q : why should the highest apple on a tree be the best one ?
A : because it is a tip-top apple

Q : why do you forget a tooth after it's pulled out ?
A : because it goes right out of your head

Q : what do all ships weigh, regardless of size ?
A : anchors

Q : what's the hardest thing for some people to say in 25 words or less ?
A : "good-by"

Q : what's the difference between shopping and buying /
A : shopping is when a woman asks to see something more expensive. buying is when a woman asks to see something cheaper

Q :what does an autobiography reveal ?
A : its writer's memory

Q : why is a well-ordered life like climbing a tower ?
A : because the view halfway up is better than the view from the base, and it steadily becomes finer as the horizon expands

Q : when you listen to a drum, why are you a good judge of music ?
A : because you hear both sides

Q : what is hard to beat ?
A : a hard boiled egg

Q : what is the difference between a man with an unatural voice and a woman with unnatural teeth ?
A : one has a falsetto voice, the other a false-set-of-teeth

Q : what is it that is remarkable about a yardstick ?
A : it has a foot at each end and one in the middle