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Q : why is another
person's secret like another person's money ? Q : how can you remove
"A" from the alphabet ? Q : what is the next
best thing to knowing ? Q : why is memory
like a child walking along a seashore ? Q : what are the
two troubles about man ? Q : a woman had five
children. Half of them were boys; what were the other half ? Q : why is a lame
dog like a schoolboy adding six and seven together ? Q : what is the best
way to keep loafers from standing on street corners ? Q : what is the difference
between beautiful young people and beautiful old people ? |
Q : why are seasick
excursionists like stubborn congressmen ? Q : what's the difference
between courage and temerity ? Q : what's the best
way to suffocate a thought ? Q : what is that
of which the common sort is best ? Q : what is the difference
between the bus and the sidewalk ? Q : what does the
sun do when it sets ? Q : what is that
which has never been felt, seen or heard, never existed and still has
a name ? Q : what wheel goes
'round and 'round without touching the ground ? Q : what's the best
thing to do if you want people to notice your faults ? Q : what is always
broken before it is used ? |