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Q : what is the best thing to do if you think you have someone eating out of your hand ?
A : count your finger

Q : why do men with no family tree succeed ?
A : because they branch out of themselves

Q : what tongue is it that is likely to give you trouble, and yet does not speak a word ?
A : the tongue of your shoe

Q : given a plate with a variety of meat, what is the best way to know which is the fowl's meat ?
A : eat wings

Q : why is public opinion like the castle ghost ?
A : because no one has ever seen it, but everyone is scared of it

Q : who gets rich singing about how wonderful it is to be poor ?
A : a folk singer

Q : what is the best example of coincidence ?
A : when somebody asks, "what does the word coincidence mean ?", and someone answrs, "that's funny, i was just going to ask you the same thing. "

Q : what is the worst thing a scientist can do to his wife ?
A : name a virus after her

Q : what talks for hours to produce a result called minutes ?
A : a committee