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: what is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle ?
Q : why are speeches
like steerhorns ? Q : what is the difference
between a G, a PG and an R rating in the motion picture industry ? Q : why is it that
cargoes and shipments are always misplaed ? Q : why is letter
"O" like a decomposing agent ? Q : why is laughter
extraordinary ? Q : the pet shop
salesman said, "I guarantee that this parrot will repeat every word
it hears". A customer bought the parrot but found it would not speak
a single word. Nevertheless, the salesman told the truth. Explain Q : why are public
opinions like children in a garden ? Q : when is the best
time to keep your mouth shut ? |
Q : what is the best
answer if a man whom you want to put down say, "Hi, beautiful. What
sign are you ?" Q : how can you tell
a man who substitutes candy for smoking ? Q : what is bad when
an agent says to a writer, "Paramount loved your script - it absolutely
ate it up. " Q : what is the difference
between a comedian and a humorist ? Q : a customer in
a restaurant found a dead fly in his coffee. He sent the waiter back for
a fresh cup. After a sip he shouted, "This is the same cup of coffee
I had before." How did he know ? Q : what is the difference
between young women of years ago and young women of today ? Q : what is the dream
of a waking man ? Q : why do horses
laugh today ? Q : why is it that
television will never completely replace the newspaper ? |