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Q : what's the difference
between a ghost and a lame sailor walking ? Q : what is that
which, although only six inches long and three inches wide, contains only
a solid foot ? Q : if you were locked
up in a room with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out ?
Q : what's the similarity
between an artist and a housewife ? Q : why are modern
paintings like women ? Q : which man always
finds things dull ? Q : what is found
in the middle of both america and Australia ? Q : why is an advice
like snow ? Q : what resembles
one-half of a cheese ? Q : why is riding
on the freeway like the Russian roulette ? |
Q : where does excellence
of a circle lie ? Q : how did the boy
feel when he was kept after school for bad spelling ? Q : how many bookkeeping
be taught in a lesson of four words ? Q : do big ships
like the Titanic sink very often ? Q : what's the easiest
way to convince a kid that he doesn't really need something ? Q : why is it best
to tell a story with a hammer ? Q : when is a person
considered overweight? Q : why is it that
a hen always crosses over the wagon marks in the road ? Q : what's the trouble
with telling a good story ? |